-Kahaan ja rahi ho tum? -Ghar.
-Tumhara tou koi ghar nahi hai. -Aik larki khuwaab tou daikh sakti hai.
Mujhe aik naukri chahiye, aik saadi si jagha
rehnay kay liye, aur baqi bhi sab kuch aam sa.
Tum ghar par anaa, aik hazaar dollar lay kar woh bhi naqad.
Phir hi mein tumhein Jacob kay sath waqt guzaarnay dungi.
Theek hai.
Muskurao.
Mujhe tumharay bhai ki call ayi thi pichlay haftay.
Us nay bus yehi kaha kay woh palat kay phone kar raha hai.
Main nay tou usay paanch saal pehlay call ki thi.
-Yeh kya hai? -Heroin.
Tumhein madad ki zaroorat hai.
Tum sirf logon ko takleef pohanchati ho.
Aur tum sirf yehi kar sakti ho.
Tum yahaan nahi ruk sakti, tumhein pata hai na yeh.
Magar mere pass koi aur jagha nahi hai jaanay ki.
Aap jaa rahi hain?
Main waapis aaoungi, Jacob. Okay.
Tum aagaye.
Tum nay call ki thi.
Aur cherry limeade.
-Theek hai. -Shukriya.
Main us ilaqay mein ab kabhi nahi reh sakti.
Aik din tumhein Jacob mil jayega.
Phir tum kaheen aur bhi reh sakti ho.
Kum say kum usay tou pata hai kay tum usay pyaar karti ho.
Aur usay waapis haasil karna chahti ho.
Shayad woh nahi chahay kay main waapis aoun.
Nahi yaar, woh chahta hai yeh.
Har baccha apnay maa baap kay pass rehna chahta hai.
Magar zaroori nahi kay saaray waaldain bhi yehi chahain.
Pata hai mujhe...
Mujhe bhi.
Mere abbu mujh say baat nahi kartay.
Meri ammi bhi mujh say baat nahi karti.
Mere ghar main mujh say koi bhi baat nahi karta.
Kya hum tumhari behen ko daikhnay nahi jaa rahay?
Haan kyun kay sirf wohi mujh say baat karti hai.
Gary.
Murghon ko larwanaa acha kaam nahi hai.
Tumhein pata hai na yeh?
Magar Magellan...
Magar Magellan?
Usi nay aijaad kiya hai yeh khail. Aur uska naam Magellan hai.
Murghon ki larayi taqreeban 6,000 saal say chal rahi hai, Gary.
Main bhi yehi keh raha hun.
Magellan nay 1519 mein yeh safar shuru kiya tha.
Us nay murghon ki larayi 1521 mein dekhi thi.
Philippines mein jahaan yeh kaam jaiz hai.
Tou shayad tumhein wahaan chale jana chahiye.
Magar yeh un 50 suboon mein kaheen bhi jaiz nahi hai,
jahaan tum is waqt moujuud ho.
North Carolina.
Khuda hafiz, Gary.
Yeh meri tarha tou nahi dikh rahi bilkul bhi.
Main Ginger Spice ki tarha lag rahi hun is mein.
Kaun?
Spice Girls mein jo thi.
Oh haan laal baal jis kay thay na.
Baalon ka rang bohat acha hai.
Haan magar ab tum woh wig kabhi nahi pehen sakti.
Bilkul pehen sakti hun.
Woh wig 8000 dollar ki thi usay main nahi phaink sakti.
Tum nay aik wig par 8000 dollar kharch kar diye?
Nahi.
Maaf karna.
Kya tum mujhe wig churaanay par bura samajh rahay ho?
Shayad.
Kamaal ki baat hai, yeh daikhtay huway ke tum
paisay kamaanay ke liye kya kaam kartay ho
jo ke hum ab nahin kar rahay.
Kya kahaa?
Ab aur koi laash nahi girni chahiye.
Tumhein pata hai na mera yehi kaam hai.
Agar tumhein yeh sab nahi daikhna
tou tum nay mujhe call kar kay tumhein lainay ka kyun kahaa?
Yeh waisay tumhari tarha hi dikh raha hai.
Haan thora bohat.
Haan magar yeh Mandy Patinkin ki tarha lag raha hai jo Princess Bride mein tha.
Kaun?
Acha kaam kiya tum nay.
-Kya matlab? -Gary wala.
Kitna ajeeb banda hai.
Usay jail mein hona chahiye, tum yehi kehna chah rahay thay na.
Haan us aurat kay saath.
Pata nahi mujhe.
Kyun nahi pata tumhein?
Tumhein pata hai...
main yeh kaam kaafi arsay say kar raha hun, Todd...
tum say bhi zyada arsa ho gaya hai mujhe.
Phir bhi main tumhara boss ban gaya hun.
Tum uskay peeche kyun ho?
Main uskay peechhe kyun hun?
Kayi haftay hogaye woh indraaj karwaanay nahi ayi...
magar phir bhi tum nay usay khulli choot di huwi hai.
Yeh such nahi hai.
Main us say pichlay haftay mila tha,
main nay phir haftay kay din mulaqaat tarteeb day di thi.
Dobara tarteeb daina koi cheez nahi hoti.
Hoti hai.
Main nay Letty say subha mulaqaat ka waqt tarteeb diya tha.
Aur woh abhi tak nahi ayi.
Main usay call karnay wala tha, mere haath mein phone bhi isi liye hai.
Magar bajaye us kay ab main tum say baat kar raha hun.
Agar tum nay usay dhoond kar jail nahi bhaija 24 ghantay kay andar andar tou
tou tum naukri say nikaal diye jaogay.
-Tum aisa nahi kar saktay. -Main bilkul aisa kar sakta hun.
-Manhuus aadmi. -Kya kahaa?
Kuch nahi.
Theek hai.
Gary walaa kaam tum nay bohat acha kiya.
Tum bohat acha kaam kartay ho jab tumhein karna hota hai.
Agar main nay koi ghalat mourh liya bhi
tou main koi dosra raasta dhoond lungi.
Main apnay musbit faislon kay sath jeeti hun.
Yeh wohi mayyat walaa ghar hai na.
Haan.
Tumhari behen yahaan rehti hai na.
Nahi, pehlay rehti thi.
-Aaj mujhe acha mehsoos ho raha hai. -Tou kya...
-Nahi, main nay kahaa tha main nahi... -Mujhe khushi hai kay main zinda hun.
Kya is gaari mein aik laash hai?
Nahi.
Koi meri baraabri nahin kar sakta siwaaye meray sab say achay roop ke.
Tumhein kisi ko nahi maarna parega agar mujhe is ghatiya awaaz...
jo kay aik fazool si app say aarahi hai, ko sunna na paray tou.
Is ka koi laina daina nahi us say jo tum ho.
Yeh kaam karnay kay liye shukriya.
Main waisay bhi Ava kay ghar ja raha tha.
Mera kaam asaan ho jayega.
Haan, koi baat nahi.
Kya mere bhai nay dobara phone kiya tha?
Kal kay baad say? Nahi.
Tou woh teen dafa call kar chuka hai?
Haan.
Tumhein lagta hai Ava ko pata hoga kay kya chal raha hai?
Haan.
Us nay kahaa tha kay usay mujh say baat karni hai.
Kya tumhein lagta hai unhein pata chal gaya?
Pata nahi mujhe.
Mere khuda.
Haan.
Yeh kaun hai?
Aik dost.
Jab say main tumhein jaanta hun tum akailay hi rahay ho.
Main abhi bhi akaila hi hun.
Bakwaas mat karo.
Such bol raha hun.
Mujhe us say milna hai.
Nahi choro.
Kyun?
Kyun kay yeh larki achi nahi hai.
Mazaaq kar rahay ho?
Nahi.
Tum meri betiyoun ko apni gaari mein bitha kar dou ghantay tak...
Silk...
Yeh achi larki hai.
Tumhari betiyaan mehfooz rahengi mere saath, okay?
Lekin tum nahi milnay waalay us say. Okay?
Hey!
Hey, Uncle!
-Tum log tayyar ho? -Haan.
-Chalo phir. -Okay. Bohat alaa.
-Khuda hafiz, abbu. -Theek hai, khuda hafiz.
Tou tum log kab say date kar rahay ho aik dosray ko?
Hum log date nahi kar rahay aik dosray ko.
Phir kya kar rahe ho?
Hum log date kar rahay hain.
Tumharay uncle commitment karnay say dartay hain bus.
Ammi bhi yehi kehti hain.
Dani, aik aur photo laini hogi hamein.
Haan yeh sahi hai.
Yeh aik app istemaal kar rahi hai takay us say hum thoray patlay aur goray lagain.
Goray nahi yaar, Dani, main apnay hi logon kay mukhaalif thori hun.
Kya inhoonay abhi tak tumharay liye kuch banaya hai?
Nahi.
Aap aik baawarchi hai, Uncle Jav.
Aap inhein khanaa bana kar khilaayen na kisi din.
Baawarchi?
Aap logon nay apni pehli date par kya baat ki thi
agar aap logon nay in sab kay baaray mein baat nahi ki thi tou?
Letty high school mein angrezi parhaati hai.
Nahi jee, main likhaari hun.
Haan magar tum paisay kamaanay kay liye tou parhaati bhi ho na.
Pehlay parhaati thi magar ab nahi.
Tou tum paisay kamaanay kay liye kya karti ho?
Main Instagram kay liye kaam karti hun.
Such mein?
Main baghair kapron waali saari tasweerein wahaan say hata ti hun.
Kya aap nay kabhi meri dekhi hai?
Haan.
Ammi peer kay din kaam nahi kartin.
Pata hai mujhe, hum Letty ko chornay aaye hain.
Magar ammi Letty say zaroor milna chahengi.
Tumhari ammi ko Letty ka nahi pata.
Mujhe un say kisi aur cheez kay baray mein baat karni hai.
Main raat mein waapis ata hun.
Reception par Susan say mil laina.
-Kamra mere naam par hai. -Bohat alaa.
Kya main tum say aik lamhay kay liye baat kar sakti hun?
Tumhara naam kya hai?
Kya?
Tum nay kahaa tha kay kamra tumharay naam par hai.
Mujhe tumhara pura naam nahi pata.
-Main such bol rahi hun. -Mujhe pata hai tum such bol rahi ho.
Pereira.
Perlayla.
Pereira.
Javier Pereira.
Aur tumhari behen ka naam Ava hai?
Haan.
-Okay. -Haan us nay hamein suite dilwaya hai.
Bohat achi baat hai yeh tou.
Koi achi baat nahi hai yeh.
Kisi ko mat maarna.
Ava bohat achi boss hai.
Woh pyaari bhi hai aur us nay is jagha ko puri tarha
badal diya hai, teen saalon kay andar.
Aur ab hamara hotel number dou par ata hai Trip Advisor par.
Number dou number aik say taqreeban acha hi hota hai.
Taqreeban.
Ava mujhe un saaray comments ka jawaab dainay deti hai
aur mujhe us ka bhai Javier bohat pasand hai.
Ava usay hamesha yaheen thehraati hai woh jab bhi yahaan rukta hai.
Kitni achi baat hai na kay us nay tumhein yahaan rukwaya huwa hai.
Zyaada tar woh akaila hi hota hai.
Main bhi.
Tumharay liye aik fax aya hai.
Fax?
Haan main isay print kar rahi hun.
Samajh nahi aya.
Aik fax aya hai tumharay liye.
Tumharay pass abhi bhi fax machine hai?
Zaroori hai.
Kabhi kabhi log fax, e-mail kay zariye bhi bhaij daitay hain.
Mujhe nahi pata kay yeh kaisay kaam karta hai.
Us ka print nikal raha hai, aur yeh rahi tumharay kamray ki chaabi.
Tumharay kamray ka number 511 hai, jo tumhein bohat pasand ayega.
Yeh raha tumhara fax.
Tumhein isay mourhnay ki koi zaroorat nahi.
Koi baat nahi, main isay mourh deti hun.
Elevators wahaan hain.
Shukriya.
1 Nashay nahi karne, 2 sharab noshi nahin - wine pee sakti ho sirf 2 glass,
3 chori nahi karni, 4 Tv nahi dekhna, 5 chotha wala mazak tha - Jav
Agar tum aaj na ayi tou tumhara khel khatam.
Bacchiyoun nay koi masla tou nahi kiya tha na?
Nahi kuch nahi huwa tha.
Woh bhi sahi hai na?
Silk?
Mujhe lagta hai us ka kisi aur kay sath chakkar chal raha hai?
Affair nahin keh sakte usay kyunke tum donon ab shaadi shuda nahi ho.
Main jo kehna chah rahi thi woh tou tum samajh gaye na.
Mujhe lagta hai kay woh kisi say mil raha hai aaj kal.
Ho sakta hai.
Umeed hai woh khush hai.
Haan.
Such mein.
Ava, main tum say dobara nahi pochunga.
David mujhe kyun call kar raha hai?
Ava. Batao mujhe.
Barah e meherbaani, main tumharay ghar aya hun.
Ava, mujhe batao David mujhe kyun calls kar raha hai.
Bacchiyoun kay saamnay nahi karo yeh baat.
Hey, larkiyoun.
-Hey! -Nahi, nahi!
Kya yeh aap ko Letty kay baray mein bata raha hai?
Kaun?
Is ki girlfriend.
Kya?
Bhook kisay lag rahi hai.
Aaj mujhe acha mehsoos ho raha hai.
Koi meri baraabri nahin kar sakta siwaaye meray sab say achay roop ke magar...
Hi, Susan, main Le...
Main thori jaldi mein hun.
Mini bar ka kya code hai?
Maaf ki jiye ga. Magar Javier nay bola tha kay
woh aap donon mein say kisi ko bhi code na day.
Baat suniye ga, hi.
Hi. Koi madad chahiye aap ko?
Agar aap mujhe mere mini bar ko khoolnay ka
code day dain tou yeh bohat bari madad hogi.
Aik, dou, teen, chaar, paanch, chay.
Fort Knox, huh?
Saaray kamron ka aik hi code hai.
Aisa nahi hai kay yeh log chahain kay koi sharaab na pee sakay.
High five.
2. Sharaab noshi nahin - wine theek hai, 2 glass
Leticia ko thora chota kar dou.
Kya woh siyah faam hai?
Ammi, aap tou bohat hi nasal parast hain.
Har koi nasal parast nahi hota.
Kya likhti hai woh?
Us nay kuch bhi shayaa nahi kiya abhi tak.
Woh aik larkay kay baaray mein kitaab likh rahi hai
jo bilkul Ryan Gosling ki tarha dikhta hai.
Tou woh khud ko aise zaahir karta hai takay woh Hollywood mein chala jaye.
Kya woh thriller film hai koi?
Haan, us ki asal naukri tou Instagram mein hai.
Woh Instagram mein kya karti hai?
Pata nahi mujhe.
Tumhein nahi pata?
Kya woh asal mein hai bhi ya nahi?
Araam say thora ammi, in logon nay abhi milna shuru kiya hai.
Mujhe suboot chahiye.
Mujhe tasweer dikhao.
Mere pass nahi hai.
Tumharay pass us ki koi tasweer nahi hai?
Abhi abhi hum milay hain, mere pass nahi hai koi tasweer.
Tou usay text bhejo aur koi tasweer maango.
Chalo!
Yeh lo!
Oh, yeh tou bohat pyaari hai.
Ruko, yeh us jaisi tou nahi lag rahi.
-Haan, haan. -Yeh wohi hai, yeh wig pehni huwi hai.
Kya yeh bemaar hai?
-Kya matlab tumhara? -Mera matlab cancer hai kya isay?
Nahi, isay bus wigs pehennay ka shauq hai.
Isay aaj kal kay fashion ka pata hai.
Main nay parha tha aik jagha kay wigs naye purses ki tarha hain aaj kal.
Aap kay kapron ka hissa hoti hain yeh.
Okay.
Kya hum ab baat kar saktay hain, Ava?
Okay, chalo!
-Hum kahaan ja rahe hain? -Wahaan pohanch kar hi hum baat karaingay.
Larkiyoun yaheen ruko, aur safayi karo!
Kya Soledad yahaan nahi hai?
Woh TV daikh rahi hai.
-Main yeh kaam khud say nahi karungi. -Such mein?
Haan, such mein.
Hamari taraf say Martini peena chahengi aap?
Nahi shukriya!
Rukiye ga!
Kya tumhein bura nahi lagta jab log sirf aadha glass bhartay hain?
Baqi ka glass phir kis liye hai?
Takay pachtaaway kay saath saath pur umeedi bhi ho.
Mujhe yahaan nahi hona chahiye such mein.
Magar jab khoobsurat cheezon ki baat aati hai tou main khud ko rok nahi sakti.
Main tou hamesha yehi kehta hun kay khoobsurat cheezon ko khoobsurat cheezein
hi milni chahiye, magar yeh tou sirf main kehta hun.
Mujhe yeh bohat pasand ayi,
aur yeh bhi.
Tumhari pasand bohat achi hai.
Kya main tum say such bol sakti hun, George?
Jee bilkul.
Asal mein, main apnay shauher say bohat naraaz hun.
Aur choti moti koi jewellery agar woh dila daita
hai mujhe tou mera ghussa thanda ho jata hai.
Aap samajh rahe ho na main kya keh rahi hun?
Kya ghalti kar di thi us nay?
Bohat bari ghalti ki thi.
Itni kay chaar carats say bhi ghussa thanda nahi hoga?
Nahi, taqreeban 15 carats say hi masla hal hoga.
Thori aur champagne milay gi?
Woh double heart platinum kahaan hai jo abhi aap nay mujhe dikhaya tha?
Woh...
Woh yaheen tou thi.
Jab main neelum ka patthar nikaal raha tha tou kya main nay woh kaheen rakh di?
Oh yeh rahi woh...
dabbay kay andar.
Thori aur champagne milay gi?
Jee bilkul.
Kya sooch rahi hain aap?
Yeh wali.
Jab mera shauher golf course say waapis ayega,
main usay yahaan bhejungi
aur aap usay foran say yeh double heart platinum dikhana.
Theek hai?
Theek hai.
Khuda hafiz, George.
Khuda hafiz, Brittany.
Sunehre baal. Jaise hum pehli dafa milay thay. Ache se rehna.
Agar aap nay yeh maan liya kay aap kay saath masla hai tou yehi aaghaaz hota hai.
Sahi kahaa.
Aik dafa main dou sau dollars jeeti thi.
Gyarah saal pehlay, aur tab say main is lat ki wajah se khail rahi hun.
Aik dafa tou meri kohniyoun mein bhi dard hogaya tha.
Slots walaa khail main nahi khelta, poker zyada pasand hai mujhe.
Tou phir tum yahaan baithay kya kar rahe ho?
Ya kya aaj meri qismat khul gayi hai?
Aaj tou mujhe lag raha hai kay meri qismat khul gayi hai.
Tum bohat...
Main larkiyoun say itna zyada nahi milta.
Kyun nahi?
Tum bohat pyaari ho.
Bakwaas hai yeh, main karungi is baat ka faisla.
Tumhara naam kya hai?
Mera naam Jeff hai.
Is baat ka faisla mein karungi, Jeff.
Aur tum bhi bohat achay ho.
Wow. Uh...
Kya tumhein mere saath jaam peena hai?
Main sharaab nahi peeti.
Oh maaf karna.
Nahi, maafi mat maango, tumhein kaisay pata chalta is baat ka.
Sahi kahaa.
Magar main spa ja rahi hun, facial kay liye.
Tum us kay baad tou faarigh ho na?
Haan.
Haan, main yaheen ruka huwa hun tou...
Bohat alaa.
Apna phone dou mujhe, main us mein apna number daal daiti hun.
Theek hai.
Tumhara passcode kya hai?
7273.
Yeh auto–correct itni bakwaas cheez hai.
Mujhe apnay khud kay naam ki spelling pata hai yaar.
Yeh rahaa mera number.
Juliette Lewis?
Haan. Main doosri wali hun.
Baad mein mujhe text karna.
Room 520, 4:30 bajay zyada se zyada 20 minute ATM update keliye.
533 ko rok ke rakhna?
Y jab tak hum andar aa nahi jaatay. Keycard tumharay daayein taraf pauday mein hai.
Hi. Aaj hum tumharay saath ruk rahe hain.
Aur main sooch rahi thi kay hum sab say jaldi indraaj-kab kar saktay hain?
Sanderson kay naam say hoga.
Chaar bajay.
Theek hai phir mitlay hain.
Main nay koi masla nahi khara kiya tumharay liye.
Muhaafiz aarahay hain.
Haan, lagta hai tum say kabhi kuch nahi gira.
Mubarak ho.
Tumharay liye yehi acha hai.
Christian?
Meri pasandeedah client, baal naye lag rahay hain.
Kya tum mera peecha kar rahe thay?
Nahi yaar, main tou Riverhouse Café ata rehta hun...
-saara waqt. -Hey, main sambhaal rahi hun isay.
Koi baat nahi.
Okay, chalo.
Chalo.
Mere khuda, Christian. Kya yaar!
Nahi, peechay ho kar mat baitho.
Tumhein khara rehna parega.
Kya hamein dou coffee mil saktin hain?
Kya yeh koi masla khara karega hamaray liye?
Nahi.
Kyun kay agar iss ne ulti ki, tou tumhein saaf karni paregi.
Kar dungi, pehli dafa nahi hoga yeh.
Christian!
Tum Savannah tak aaye mere peechay?
Wow.
Mere pass 24 ghantay hain tumhein dhoondnay kay
liye aur tumhein waapis jail bhaijnay kay liye.
Magar mujhe sirf chay ghantay lagay tumhein dhoondnay mein.
Bohat alaa.
Kaisay kiya yeh tum nay?
Mujhe aisa hi karna tha.
Madad chahiye thi?
Shukar hai main wahaan thi tumharay liye.
Christian, yeh sab kya hai?
Mera bhi yehi sawaal hai is coffee kay liye.
Tum sharaab kay nashay mein kyun ho?
Kyun kay mujhe yahaan nahi ana tha.
Mujhe tumhein giraftaar nahi karna.
Tou phir mat karo.
Mujhe naukri say nikaal diya jayega.
Tou phir giraftaar kar lo, jo karna hai karo.
Magar apni halaat tou sahi kar lo pehlay.
Tum yahaan kyun ho?
Haan is ka zaiqa tou bohat hi kharaab hai.
Tum nay apni parole kayi dafa tori hai...
Jab tum indraaj kay liye nahi aati tou iska
kya matlab hota hai pata hai na tumhein?
Meri reunion bohat buri thi. Mujhe chuttiyaan chahiye theen.
Tum aisa kyun kar rahi ho mere saath?
Tumharay saath?
Maaf karna.
Batao mujhe.
Okay, mujhe waapis aakar tumhein yeh bataana tha kay mujhe naukri mil gayi hai
aur aik jagha bhi. Jacob bhi.
Mera ammi kay saath aik muhaida huwa hai.
Main unhein 1,000 dollars deti hun,
aur woh mujhe us kay saath aik din guzaarnay deti hain.
Such mein?
Mujhe laga kay main kooshish kar kay thoray paisay kamaa sakti hun
aisa karnay kay liye, magar nahi ho saka aisa.
Main wahaan nahi reh sakti.
Tum nay aise kapray kyun pehnay huway hain?
-Main achi dikh rahi hun. -Bohat achi.
Aur tumhari haalat bohat buri ho rahi hai tou tumhein kis baray mein baat karni hai?
Tuhmaray baaray mein, yeh wig, yeh kapray...
Jab mujhe nasha karna hota hai...
jab mujhe nasha karna hota hai...
tou main dosray kaam kar kay hi apnaa dimaagh us cheez say hata sakti hun.
Jaisay koi cheez churana.
Haan mujhe andaza hai.
Aik ghantay pehlay main nay 20,000 dollar ki aik angoothi churaayi hai.
Magar main nay koi nashaawar cheez nahi khareedi.
Main nay koi nasha nahi kiya. Sharaab nahin pee.
Thori bohat champagne pee thi magar woh karna para.
Karna para?
Brittany.
Woh larki banna para takay anghooti chura sakti.
Yeh bilkul bhi nasha karnay kay braber
nahi hai. Adakaari karna, bhais badalna.
Kya tum koi film daikhnay nahi ja sakti?
-Films itni achi nahi aatin ab. -Kisi say mil lo jaa kar?
Nahi mujh say nahi hota yeh sab.
Mujh say bhi nahi, magar...
qanoon torhna bhi sahi nahi hai.
Araam say zara.
Main is duniya mein jitnay bhi nashay hain sab kar kay mar bhi sakti hun
ya tou main bhais badal kar cheezein chura sakti hun
aur khud ko zinda rakh sakti hun.
Ab mujhe janaa hai.
Tum nay mujhe yeh nahi bataya kay tum kuch churaanay ja rahi ho.
Is ka bilkul ulat bataya hai tumhein.
Hotel kay jewelry store say baahir nikaltay huway,
mujhe laga kay wahaan ka muhafiz mujhe pakar laiga.
Main nay usay bohat dehaan say daikha tha.
Woh aur us ka baywaqoof dost hotel ko luutna chah rahay hain
aur main unhein jaa kar rokungi.
Aur phir tum thoray bohat paisay bana logi.
Shayad.
Tumhein madad karni hai?
Tum such bol rahi ho?
Shayad tumhein bhi is say kuch mazaa milay aur tumhein samajh aajaye.
Shabba kheir Victor, shukriya, Mike.
Yeh kya hai?
Tumhein pata tou hai.
Tum nay kiya hai yeh?
Haan.
-Yeh tumhara hotel hai? -Haan.
Dou haftay baad yeh khul jayega.
Mujhe yaqeen nahi araha.
Mujhe yaqeen nahi araha, mujhe bohat fakhar hai tum par.
Tumhein paisay kahaan say milay?
Ava, tumhein paisay kahaan say milay?
Batao mujhe?
Abbu say liye.
Khoon kay paisay.
Mujhe bolnay tou dou. Okay?
Okay.
Yeh aadmi tou mujh say kaheen zyada borha lag raha hai.
Khud ko tum yeh tassalli daitay raho.
Magar kamra tou Sanderson kay naam par hai aur is banday ka naam Trey Edward hai.
Edwards. "S" bhi lagay ga.
Edwards. Theek hai.
Magar phir bhi ye Sanderson tou nahi ban raha.
Yeh bohat asaan hai.
Tumhein bus yeh karna hai.
Kya aap ko madad chahiye bags waghera uthwaanay mein?
Nahi, nahi. Bus aik hi raat rukna hai mujhe.
Oh tou aap kum samaan lay kar safar kartay hain.
Haan taakay alag say paisay na dainay paray.
Mr Sanderson, mujhe bus driver's license aur credit card chahiye.
Yeh lain.
Maaf kijiye ga magar is naam say tou kamra nahi liya gaya.
Haan, Sanderson mera stage name hai.
-Stage ka naam? -Oh, nahi. Stage ka naam nahi.
Is ka bilkul ulat.
Main is naam kay zariye hotels waghera mein rukta hun aur
khaana khaanay kay liye bhi yehi naam istemaal karta hun.
Main aik adakaar hun.
Maaf kijiye ga, main nay aap ko pehchana nahi.
Main mashhoor bhi hun.
Mere pass itna waqt nahi hota kay TV daikhun ya film daikhnay jaun.
Mere pass bhi nahi hota itna waqt.
Trey Edwards?
Oh mere khuda, maaf kijiye ga main nay app ko tang kiya
magar mujhe daikhna tha kay kya aap such mein woh hain.
-Okay... -"NCIS" mera sab say pasandeedah show hai.
Shuru say hi.
Kyun kay aap us mein hain na is liye.
Unhein chahiye kay aap ka role woh log aur barhaayein.
Mujhe tou yehi lagta hai.
Kya hum aik tasweer lay saktay hain?
Nahi, mujhe nahi...
Kya aap hamari tasweer lay sakti hain?
Kya aap Ava kay bhai kay sath nahi ayi huwi?
Nazrein tou achi hain tumhaari.
Mujhe nahi laga tha kay tum mujhe pehchaan sakogi mere naaye baalon ki wajha say.
Shukriya.
Mujhe lagta hai kay mujhe ulti aarahi hai.
Sukoon say raho, yeh kaam ho tou gaya.
Bohat bura huwa tha, main nahi kar raha ab yeh.
Christian tum nay bilkul theek kiya tha woh samajh hi nahi saki.
Main bus thora sa jaldi jaldi kar rahi thi sab
kuch kyun kay hamaray pass zyada waqt nahi hai.
-Kab tak? -4:30 tak.
-4:30 par kya hoga? -Oh, tum bohat tang kartay ho.
-Hum yeh baat kar chukay hain. -Acha.
Kamra number 520 mein kuch hoga.
Mujhe nahi pata kya magar mazaa isi ka hai.
-Seedhay kharay ho. -Paanchwa floor.
Hi.
Main pehchaan gayi aap ko.
Tum nay meri madad ki thi, jab mini bar khul nahi raha tha mujh say.
Jee haan.
Tou tum waiter bhi ho aur muhaafiz bhi?
Jee main yeh dono kaam karta hun.
-Takay zyada paisay mil sakain. -Oh.
Tumhein pata hai main isay kya kehti hun?
Main isay Renaissance aadmi kehti hun.
-Okay. -Okay.
Hotel ki taraf say aya hun kuch samaan lay kar.
Us kamray mein koi bhi nahi hai.
Okay, tou ab hum kya karain?
Ab hum apnay kamray mein jayengay.
-Tum kya kar rahay ho? -Pata nahi mujhe, kya yeh mehfooz hai?
Darwaza band kar do, mujhe nahi fikar tum jo bhi karo.
-Mujhe kuch samajh aya hai. -Okay.
Yeh log hotel kay andar ki saari machines ko thora aur jadeed kar rahay hain.
Aur jab yeh kaam karaingay yeh log, tou paison ko tou kaheen rakhna hai na.
Tou shayad yeh log paisay kisi kamray mein chupa dain.
Yeh room–service carts paison say bharay huway hain.
Tou hum is kamray mein kya kar rahe hain?
Kyun kay yeh log aik baywaqofaana iqdaam uthanay waalay hain.
Jis banday say main nay phone liya tha woh shayad
apnay security guard/waiter dost say paisay lay aur
iss kamray mein laaye.
Kyun?
Takay jab woh hotel choray tou cameray mein us ki shakal na aye.
Her jagha cameray lagay huway hain.
Unhoonay is floor kay cameray aaj subha band kar diye thay.
-Tumharay pass hathiyaar hai na? -Haan.
Abay yaar.
Oh mere khuda.
Jaan kamray mein koi aya hai.
Maaf kijiye ga mujhe laga yeh mera kamra hai.
Yeh hamaraa kamra hai.
Juliette?
Police.
Hamein pata hai kay tum nay kya kiya.
Oh mere khuda.
Bag neechay rakh do, Jeff.
-Main... -Bag neechay rakkho.
Apnay hath deewar par rakkho ja kar.
Is ki talaashi lo.
Is kay pass kuch nahi hai.
Bag yahaan lao.
Bhaari hai bohat.
Is bag mein kitnay paisay hain, Jeff?
Dou laakh, nahi dou laakh gyarah hazaar dollars.
Kholo isay.
Isay hathkari lagao.
Mere pass hahtkari nahi hai.
Belt itemaal karo.
Belt istemaal karo.
Kursi par baitho, Jeff.
Baitho.
Tum log kaun ho?
Isay kursi say baandho aur isay sab bata dou.
Tumharay pass chup rehnay ka bhi haq hai.
Tum nay kuch bhi kahaa tou woh court mein
tumharay khilaaf istemaal kiya ja sakta hai.
Tumharay pass aik wakeel karnay ka bhi haq hai.
Agar tumharay pass paisay nahi hain wakeel karnay kay hum tumhein kar kay daingay.
Kya tum samajh gaye yeh saari baatein?
Nahi, main...
Ow.
Yeh lo.
Jeff, yeh sab bohat acha tha.
Aik cheez woh hamesha sochaingay kay paisay is building say chale gaye hain.
Haan.
Aur koi bhi tumhein dhoondnay nahi ayega siwaaye Arnold kay kal subha.
Mere khayaal say tum logon ko thoray bohat paisay de dainay chahiye.
Mujhe odd numbers nahi pasand tou yeh lo gyarah hazaar dollars.
-Dou, chaar, chay, aath. -Yeh sab bakwaas hai.
Tumhein tou khushi honi chahiye kay tumhein paisay mil rahe hain.
Dobara say ginti ginni paray gi.
Das, gyarah...
Aaj raat kay liye maafi chahti hun.
Mujhe such mein lagta hai kay tum bohat pyaray ho.
Juliette Lewis.
Kaheen mil jaye yeh larki, tou isay pyaar karna.
Khuda hafiz, Jeff.
Us kay pass bandooq thi, aur yeh sab bohat jaldi huwa.
-Hum nay kya kar diya yeh? -Bataya tou tha tumhein.
Mere khuda.
60% mere aur 40% tumharay.
Nahi braber milaingay.
50-50.
Whoo!
Dil ka daura.
Haan, dil ka daura.
Aur kab tak zinda rahengay woh?
Pata nahi.
Jab log maut kay qareeb hotay hain, tab yehi hota hai.
Aur phir unhein achanak say darh lagnay lag jata hai khuda ko jawaab
dainay kay liye un sab buray kaamon ka jo unhoonay yahan kiye hain.
Pata hai mujhe.
Woh chahtay hain sab kuch theek ho jaye.
Woh chahtay hain kay tum family main waapis aajao.
Ava, jis baap ko main jaanta hun woh tou aisa nahi chahtay.
Tum ne 16 saal ki umar se
abbu say baat nahi ki hai.
Tum unhein nahi jaantay. Main jaanti hun.
Bilkul.
-Ajeeb baatein nahi karo. -Tum bhi.
Okay, tum theek keh rahay ho.
Unhoonay isi tarha maafi maangi thi, tou main nay qabool kar li.
Tum hamesha say meri taraf hi theen.
Haan.
Aur ab hamein yeh sab karnay ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Kya tumhein pata hai ammi ka tumhein daikhnay ko kitna dil karta hai?
Aur Carlos ka bhi.
Aur uski biwi aur bacchay jin say abhi tak tum milay bhi nahi ho.
Yeh sab hamesha say chahtay thay na tum?
David bhi isi liye call kar raha tha.
Takay abbu say tumhari baat karwa sakay, takay woh tumhein daawat dain.
Kis cheez ki daawat?
Aglay haftay restaurant tayyar ho jayega.
Aur is kay khulnay say pehlay hum log poori
family kay sath khana kha rahe hain.
Yahaan?
Haan.
Agar tum chaho tou kitchen mein jo dil chaahay khanaa bana laina.
-Woh log Argentina say yahaan arahay hain? -Haan.
Tumharay liye.
Hi.
Abay yaar.
Main aati hun wahaan.
Hamein janaa hoga.
Hotel mein daketi pari hai.
-Khuda hafiz, Jeff. -Khuda hafiz, jeff.
Khuda hafiz, Jeff.
Yeh Scotch tou taqreeban 5000 dollar ki lag rahi hai.
-Kahaan? -Wahaan.
-Jo lambi si bottle hai. -Kabhi nahi pee.
-Na peeni hai. -Mujhe peeni hai.
Tou tum nay kyun nahi pee?
Kheir...
Ooh!
Okay. Okay.
-Christian. -Mm.
Ab shayad waqt aagaya hai kay tum yeh maan lo
kay tumhari zindagi bohat ajeeb guzar rahi hai.
Haan shayad, tum sahi keh rahi ho.
Haan mujhe pata hai.
Hi, mera naam Christian hai, aur main sharaab peeta hun.
-Hi, Christian. -Main nay...
pichlay dou ghantay say kuch nahi piya.
Phir tou aap bilkul sahi jagha par aye hain.
Kya aap kay pass koi aisi cheez hai jo mere
pagalpan ko sahi kar day?
Whoa, tou aap pagal hain?
Haan mera dimaagh kharaab ho chuka hai.
Kya tumnay apni zindagi uppar waalay kay hawaalay kar kay dekhi hai?
Main kyun aik na dikhnay waali aur tairnay waali cheez ko...
Jo aasmaan mein hai.
Jo aasmaan mein hai usay apni zindagi kay saaray faislay karnay dun.
Kheir tum idher bhi tou aaye ho kuch sooch kar.
Main nay daikha aap ka mashroob gir gaya tha, yeh hamaari taraf say.
Oh shukriya.
Aap ki ittela kay liye arz hai.
Tumnay aik acha faisla kiya idher aanay ka...
kyun kay tum thori dair pehlay 100,000 dollars kay maalik nahi thay.
Maaf karna.
Magar main yeh bottle khareed raha hun.
Mat khareedo.
Agar tumhein yeh such mein chahiye, tou hum isay chura bhi saktay hain.
Aisa lag raha hai kay isay khareedna
hi sahi rahega.
Paisay honay ka yehi matlab hai na?
-Nahi. -Tou phir kya faida?
Jo cheezein chahiye woh aap lay saktay ho lekin chura nahin sakte.
Jaisay mera beta.
Hamesha kay liye.
Tum apnay baitay ko apni ammi say nahi khareed saktin.
Nahi shayad tum kar sakti ho aisa.
Mujhe pata hai tumhein kya khareedna chahiye.
Haan bolo?
Apni azaadi.
Meri azaadi?
Tumhein kya such mein lagta hai kay meri zindagi itni bakwaas hai.
Haan yehi lagta hai.
Tumhein waapis phir apni bekaar si naukri kay liye nahi janaa hoga
baywaqoof Gary kay saath, kabhi bhi nahi.
Tumhein bekaar logon ko rouk kar khud bhi bekaar bannay ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Tum khud ko bekaar bol rahi ho?
Main tou bekaar nahi hun, main tou bohat achi hun.
Sahi.
Phir main kya karunga?
Jo bhi dil chahay.
Main umeed karta hun kay mujhe yeh na daikhna paray
kay main nay kya sahi kiya aur kahaan ghaltiyaan ki.
Mujhe aisa bilkul bhi nahi karna.
Yeh tou tumharay andar ka aadi bol raha hai.
Tum aik achay aadmi ho.
Jabke tum logon ka peecha bhi kartay ho.
Letty.
Daikho kaun asuul torh raha hai.
Hey.
Agar aap ko asuulon ka pata hai tou aap unhein kabhi kabhi torh bhi saktay ho.
-Hmm. -Baith jao, baith jao.
-Kya yeh... -Yeh woh banda hai jis kay sath main...
-Kaisay ho tum? -Christian.
Main nay bohat suna hai...
Main nay bus thora bohat hi suna hai aap kay baray mein.
-Achi baat hai. -Haan bilkul.
Christian mera parole officer hai, tou...
Parole officer tha. Ab naukri chor raha hun.
Such mein?
Ya tou yeh hoga, ya phir mujhe naukri say nikaal diya jayega.
Jo bhi pehlay huwa.
Mujhe shayad yahaan thora waqt lag jaye.
Kya tum ghar waapis jaa kar bacchiyoun ko daikh saktay ho?
-Haan bilkul. -Aap Ava ho na?
-Letty? -Haan.
-Wig kay baghair. -Haan.
Baachiyoun nay aap ko sab kuch bata diya.
Haan bilkul
Achi baat hai, mujhe pata tha yeh kabhi nahi batayega.
Okay.
Umeed hai main kuch zyada nahi bol rahi
magar, Letty, kya tum aglay haftay family dinner mein anaa pasand karogi?
Haan bilkul mujhe acha lagega.
Achi baat hai.
Javier ko sab pata hai.
Maaf karna magar mujhe janaa hai.
Aaj aik masla hogaya tha.
Oh acha theek hai.
Jaao.
-Phir miltay hain. -Zaroor.
Bacchiyoun ko mat bhoolna.
Kya tumhein mere sath ghar chalna hai?
Mujhe shayad Christian kay sath rukna chahiye.
Nahi nahi.
Jao tum, main theek hun.
-Pakki baat hai? -Haan.
Main theek hun, aur jashn mana raha hun.
Kabhi mat rukna.
Aur mera peecha karna kabhi mat chorna.
Fikar nahi karo.
Shukriya.
-Security ka kya masla huwa hai? -Kisi nay 200,000 dollars chura liye hain.
Nahi yaar.
Balkay 211,000 dollars.